Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton is a song from Arsene the Asinine by Arsene Video Greg and Cool Tapes. It was later performed by the band Honest Liar in the episode, well, Honest Liar.

Lyrics
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Cool Tapes Version
MARZIPAN: When I'm walking down the street, seeing people blink.

I imagine some really pointy things, what a weird thing to think!

ARSENE VIDEO GREG: Knives are sharp,

Spikes are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

Blades are sharp,

Claws are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

MARZIPAN: When I step on a nail, I almost always shout.

And when I touch a needle, red plasma comes out.

ARSENE VIDEO GREG: Knives are sharp!

Spikes are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

Quills are sharp!

Arrows are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

{Bass solo}

STRONG MAD: AL SHARPTON!!

MARZIPAN: That's right!

STRONG MAD: AL SHARPTON!!

MARZIPAN: Every night!

STRONG MAD: AL SHARPTON!!

MARZIPAN: Outta sight!

STRONG MAD: AL SHARPTON!!

MARZIPAN: Without a fight!

ARSENE VIDEO GREG: Knives are sharp!

Spikes are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

Points are sharp!

Pencils are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

BLINK SOLO!!

{Blink solo}

COOL TAPES: AL SHARPTON!!!

Honest Liar Version
HONSTLAR: When I'm walking down the street, seeing people blink.

I imagine some really pointy things, what a weird thing to think!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Knives are sharp,

Spikes are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

Blades are sharp,

Claws are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

STOM: When I step on a nail, I almost always shout.

And when I touch a needle, red plasma comes out.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Knives are sharp!

Spikes are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

Quills are sharp!

Arrows are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

{Electric guitar solo}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: AL SHARPTON!!

HONSTLAR: That's right!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: AL SHARPTON!!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Every night!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: AL SHARPTON!!

STOM: Outta sight!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: AL SHARPTON!!

COACH E: Without a fight!

EVERYONE: Knives are sharp!

Spikes are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

Points are sharp!

Pencils are sharp!

Everything is sharp!

BLINK SOLO!!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: {intense blink solo}

ALL: AL SHARPTON!!!
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