Portal:Objects


 * Golden Fedora &mdash; A magic hat that grants the wearers' wishes. Destroyed for being too convenient of a plot device.
 * Platinum Porkpie &mdash; Another magic hat. It only creates pork pies, until its powers are unlocked by chanting in Latin.
 * Gwamamola Box &mdash; A cardboard box that saved the BODH's lives many times. Or just once.
 * QblePon Stone &mdash; Won in a QblePon match between Hector and a deck of cards. Can summon any QblePon character.
 * Superium Orb &mdash; A combustible orb that blows up the Pillquarters Metallix and gives the BODH superpowers.
 * Kirby Orb &mdash; An orb Gfd can eat to turn into Garby, a Gfd version of Kirby.
 * Game Boy in a Blender &mdash; An alternate universe portal.
 * Thyme Machine &mdash; A clock taped to a cardboard box, coded by SRMX12, and used as a functional time machine.
 * Videlectrix Swap &mdash; The newest Videlectrix console.
 * Pill Sleigh &mdash; The BODH's sleigh, styled after the Pillquarters Metallix.
 * Sauce &mdash; The King of Town's obsession.
 * Anti-Sauce Joke Patch &mdash; A patch that prevents The King of Town from talking about sauce.
 * Anti-Smarty Juice &mdash; A juice that reverses the effects of Smarty Juice.
 * Friend List &mdash; Honstlar's book of friends; also known as, the book of every person who has ever existed.
 * Shoutbox &mdash; A box for to shout of things.
 * Yelnat Wax &mdash; A wax Honstlar has invented somehow.
 * Fruit Squish'ems &mdash; Awash with (fruit) flavor!
 * The Holeh Bumble &mdash; The holy text that the Broternal Order was founded on.