Party Patrol

Lyrics
LARRY PALARONCINI: {singing} Broken glass, leather high-heels, walkin' on the concrete with my guitar squeals, The rock of a mountain, the mind of a troll, You better watch out, 'cause we're the...

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LARRY PALARONCINI: {speaking} That's right.

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LARRY PALARONCINI: You better get ready.

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LARRY PALARONCINI: One more time!

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LARRY PALARONCINI: Ya dang straight.

GARY PALARONCINI: Solo time!

{Guitar solo}

LARRY PALARONCINI: {singing} An eagle soars above the magma, Pierced with a dagger by a goblin bandana, A shoestring's face, electric roll, Get out of the place, 'cause we're the...

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LARRY PALARONCINI: You got it!

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LARRY PALARONCINI: Prepare your sodas!

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LARRY PALARONCINI: What are we called again?

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LARRY PALARONCINI: We got it goin' on!

{Gary starts playing another solo}

HONSTLAR: {singing} Red Solo cups are all that I see, The redneck next to me says they're the bee's knees. This boring drinkware drives me out of control, For the sake of this get-together, I'm calling the...

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GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {singing} Nobody's dancing to the song, to be perfectly honest, it's kinda wrong. Everyone's sitting around and eating the bowl. To get this party started, let's get the...

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EDITED VIDEO GREG: {singing} Everyone's watching a hockey game, No offense to the North, but it's kinda lame. As soon as that toothless guy scores that goal, I'm gonna grab the phone and call the...

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COACH E: {singing} We're running out of chips and cake. Now this party seems like such a big mistake. Who can save us all? Who can pay the toll? You don't need to fear, we'll get the...

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SRMX12: {singing} When I throw a party, I do it right, This one I'm at is terrible and fills me with fright. This stink of rotten fish really hurts my soul, First I'll get a clothespin, then I'll find the...

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STOM: {singing} There's no good times around for miles. This party's losing all of its cool cool styles. We need someone to get us out of this hole. Who can do that? Of course, the...

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DEAN: {singing} My party plan refuses to work, The host is acting like a giant jerk. Santam'n's probably gonna give him coal, Instead of killing him, I'll just send him to the...

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RABITE: {singing} The food is burnt, the crowd is mild. Unfortunate because a party should be wild. There's a severe lack of rock-and-roll. I'll get some assistance from the...

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HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} I was promised chocolate fondue, Instead, all I got was jack-diddly stew. Delicious fudge is my one and only goal, And to feed my desires, I'll need to get the...

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DOOBLE: {singing} My shoe is full of tampered cream, I don't know how a cavity would seem. A crate of pudding in the laundry mole, Pie is very great, just like the...

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LARRY PALARONCINI: You got it!

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LARRY PALARONCINI: We're gonna rock the roof off!

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LARRY PALARONCINI: We're almost done here.

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LARRY PALARONCINI: Open 24/7.

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