Party Patrol

Party Patrol is a song from Honest Liar. It is a collaboration between the episode's titular band and Limozeen. The name of the song comes from the Strong Bad Email concert.

Lyrics
LARRY PALARONCINI: {singing} Broken glass, leather high-heels, walkin' on the concrete with my guitar squeals, The rock of a mountain, the mind of a troll, You better watch out, 'cause we're the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!

LARRY PALARONCINI: {speaking} That's right.

ALL: PARTY PATROL!

LARRY PALARONCINI: You better get ready.

ALL: PARTY PATROL!

LARRY PALARONCINI: One more time!

ALL: PARTY PATROL!

LARRY PALARONCINI: Ya dang straight.

GARY PALARONCINI: Solo time!

{Guitar solo}

LARRY PALARONCINI: {singing} An eagle soars above the magma, Pierced with a dagger by a goblin bandana, A shoestring's face, electric roll, Get out of the place, 'cause we're the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!

LARRY PALARONCINI: You got it!

ALL: PARTY PATROL!

LARRY PALARONCINI: Prepare your sodas!

ALL: PARTY PATROL!

LARRY PALARONCINI: What are we called again?

ALL: PARTY PATROL!

LARRY PALARONCINI: We got it goin' on!

{Gary starts playing another solo}

HONSTLAR: {singing} Red Solo cups are all that I see, The redneck next to me says they're the bee's knees. This boring drinkware drives me out of control, For the sake of this get-together, I'm calling the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {singing} Nobody's dancing to the song, to be perfectly honest, it's kinda wrong. Everyone's sitting around and eating the bowl. To get this party started, let's get the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: {singing} Everyone's watching a hockey game, No offense to the North, but it's kinda lame. As soon as that toothless guy scores that goal, I'm gonna grab the phone and call the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

COACH E: {singing} We're running out of chips and cake. Now this party seems like such a big mistake. Who can save us all? Who can pay the toll? You don't need to fear, we'll get the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

SRMX12: {singing} When I throw a party, I do it right, This one I'm at is terrible and fills me with fright. This stink of rotten fish really hurts my soul, First I'll get a clothespin, then I'll find the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

STOM: {singing} There's no good times around for miles. This party's losing all of its cool cool styles. We need someone to get us out of this hole. Who can do that? Of course, the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

DEAN: {singing} My party plan refuses to work, The host is acting like a giant jerk. Santam'n's probably gonna give him coal, Instead of killing him, I'll just send him to the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

RABITE: {singing} The food is burnt, the crowd is mild. Unfortunate because a party should be wild. There's a severe lack of rock-and-roll. I'll get some assistance from the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} I was promised chocolate fondue, Instead, all I got was jack-diddly stew. Delicious fudge is my one and only goal, And to feed my desires, I'll need to get the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

DOOBLE: {singing} My shoe is full of tampered cream, I don't know how a cavity would seem. A crate of pudding in the laundry mole, Pie is very great, just like the...

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

LARRY PALARONCINI: You got it!

ALL PARTY PATROL!!

LARRY PALARONCINI: We're gonna rock the roof off!

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

LARRY PALARONCINI: We're almost done here.

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!

LARRY PALARONCINI: Open 24/7.

ALL: PARTY PATROL!!