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 Garbles (also known as Gfd) is the Treasurer of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

Appearance
He usually wears a green shirt with a yellow G on it and a bowler hat similar to Homsar's. He keeps thousands of useless items in his bowler hat (mostly food items, or non-food food items), including objects larger than the bowler hat itself. His appearance seems to be a combination of many other denizens of Free Country &mdash; his body and legs look like Homestar Runner's, his skin is coloured similarily to Bubs's head, he has Strong Bad's head and mouth shape, Bubs's teeth, and Pom Pom's eyes. His shirt is the same color as Coach Z's body, his hat is the same colors as Coach Z's hat, his "G" is the same color as The Cheat, and the soles of his feet are the same color as Bubs's body. No one knows what could have possibly created such a mishmashed abomination. Maybe he's a failed cloning experiment, or a fusion of every character combined. I dunno, don't ask me.

Like many other characters, he lacks visible arms, but can still handle things as though he does. He talks in an exaggerated voice similar to Homsar or Dooble, and when he talks, his mouth "squishes" in a similar manner to Strong Bad. His hat jumps slightly when he speaks, and he will flick his head in the opposite direction on certain syllables, a habit he shares with Homestar Runner.

Personality
For the most part, Gfd is a comic relief character, and as a result, he is usually quite unintelligent, forgetful, and untalented. His randomness can make him almost omnipotent at times. Unlike Homsar and Senor Cardgage, he is capable of speaking normally; in fact, the majority of his lines are completely ordinary and relevant, albeit unconventional and odd. He has a habit of rambling on about random things, or taking ordinary conversations in strange new directions. He also often phrases his sentences strangely, using linguistic humor more than any other character.

One of his most defined traits is his fondness of non-edible food items. His eating skills surpass the King of Town's, and he can even eat non-physical concepts. Food is often the highest priority for him, even if he's in a dangerous or important situation. His catch phrases are "Is this [blank] edible?" and "Goodness gravy!". He also frequently talks about sentient donut glaze.

His ethics are questionable, as he has been known to rob banks, steal property, break in to places, and use other peoples' credit cards. However, he is not too concerned about being caught, sometimes casually admitting his crimes when the subject comes up in conversation. He is also egotistical, frequently trying to name things after himself (usually by putting "Gfd is Great" in the name). He's clearly a terrible person, but it's okay because it's funny. Right? That makes it okay. It's in the laws, I think.

History
Gfdgsgxgzgdrc was born in Free Country, USA to his parents, Hgehthyhahesd and Fecfrfwfyfcqb Garbles, in an ambiguous year. His parents are from Htggeqwpvtawuc, a country where the language is jumbles of letters. In his native language (which he can't speak), Gfd's name means "the weird one". The rest of Gfd's backstory is a mysterious mystery, but he might be a walrus. I mean, he's Gfd, so there's like a 99% chance he's secretly a walrus this whole time. That's my theory. Don't steal it.

He also claims to be related to Fhqwhgads, which, I mean, come on! It's totally true and not something he made up to make himself seem cooler by association.

Current life
He is good friends with Homsar and his fellow members of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets. Everyone seems to simultaneously like and dislike him. He has gone on many adventures with the Broternal Order, including saving the world several times and finding magical hats.

He has occasionally been a director, directing Bubs's food truck/online streaming service commercial, and the Caleb Rentpayer reboot. He is also an actor, portraying Dangergsgxgzgdrc Johnson in the Dangeresque film series.