Unprompted Musical Number

Unprompted Musical Number is an unprompted musical number from Honest Liar.

Lyrics
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Do you know those musical numbers in movies?

HONSTLAR: The kind where they sing about pie and anchovies?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: No, the kind where one spontaneously breaks into song...

COACH E: ...And everyone nearby just happens to sing along?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: They don't know the lyrics, the rhythm, the tune...

SRMX12: ...And yet they can sing by the light of the moon!

STOM: I hate those films! They're so coincidental.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: The mere thought of watching is enough to drive me mental!

RABITE: It makes me grind my teeth, and I'll have to fix my dental.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: It makes me want to go back home and smash video rentals!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Precisely! Everyone somehow happens to rhyme...

COACH E: ...Without fail or hesitation, I tell you, every time!

HONSTLAR: It's unrealistic! That can't happen in real life.

DEAN: No one can continue a song without a bit of strife!

HONSTLAR: If I had to finish a song, I would pause...

STOM: The only person capable is maybe Santa Claus!

HONSTLAR: It's impossible to rhyme a sentence without stopping to think.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: If this occured in real life, the song prolly would stink.

HONSTLAR: Hey, I just realized we're doing this precisely now!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Oh, really? I didn't know! Oh, I really wonder how.

STOM: This doesn't seem quite possible! We can't rhyme impromptu.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Except we can. We're doing so. All of us, me and you!

RABITE: How's this happening? How can you guys rhyme so precise?

STOM: A rhyme pops into my mind, and I say it oh-so-nice!

HONSTLAR: In real life, these songs would be a real hit-or-miss.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: In fact, I think it would go something like... this!

{Pause}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {whispering} Hey SRMX12, you— you go next.

SRMX12: Oh! Uh, well. Everything is like... uh, sometimes and bliss!

HONSTLAR: Wait no, I think you're supposed to make a new rhyme.

SRMX12: Oh. What should I say?

HONSTLAR: Like, uh, "If this happened in real life, I couldn't think of anything to say."

SRMX12: That sounds like too many syllables. But okay. "If this happened in real life, I couldn't think of anything to say."

COACH E: So, does the next person rhyme with that?

HONSTLAR: Yep.

STOM: Because if— EDITED VIDEO GREG: {simultaneously} The thing is—

{Pause}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Wait, who should go first?

STOM: I don't care, you go.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: N— no, it's fine, whatever.

STOM: Okay... wait, what do I have to rhyme with again?

SRMX12: "Say". I think.

STOM: A'ight. "This song... um, I think... is going not okay."

{Pause}

STOM: {whispering} Uh... tha— that's the next line.

RABITE: Oh.

{Long pause}

COACH E: Who wants to, uh, sing the next line?

RABITE: This song is going terribly.

COACH E: Is that, like, a line of the song?

RABITE: No, I'm just saying it.

COACH E: Oh. {pause} Let's just stop.