Portal:Characters

The Broternal Order of Different Helmets

 * Honstlar &mdash; Supreme Overlord and semi-random internet reviewer.
 * Gfdgsgxgzgdrc &mdash; Treasurer and eater of all things.
 * SRMX12 &mdash; Royal Secretarian and questionable computer genius.
 * Coach E &mdash; Slashfic Matchmaker.
 * EDITED Video Greg &mdash; Chief Editor and video maker.
 * Stom &mdash; 30-Minute Waffle Distributor.
 * Rabite &mdash; Scientific Humanizer.
 * Zascub &mdash; Captain of Stuff-Make.
 * Sume &mdash; Almighty Waitress/Janitor.
 * Juniper &mdash; Leading Sarcastic Remarker.
 * Happy 8600 &mdash; Homestar's Laptop.
 * Anonny &mdash; Toxic TGS Fan.

The B-Team

 * Dean &mdash; The spontaneous new character.
 * Homestar Runner &mdash; The main character of his show.
 * Dooble &mdash; The main character of his show, again.
 * Arsene Video Greg &mdash; EDITED Video Greg's game-show-loving-hating adopted dad.

Major Villains

 * Grindolo &mdash; The evil spirit behind all the BODH's enemies, trapped by Sir Honald Waddler and unintentionally freed by the BODH.
 * The Pretender &mdash; An internet troll with a robot body.
 * Mr. Dando &mdash; A grumpy old neighbor turned evil murderer.
 * The Cleanser Geek &mdash; "Corrects" the show's humor and plot.
 * The Heinous Disorder of Obnoxious Badguys &mdash; The polar opposite of the BODH.
 * Tappatok &mdash; A mindless army of robots determined to take over everything.

Minor Villains

 * The Unguraits &mdash; Grindolo's army of minions. If the other bad guys are end bosses, then these are the enemies on level 1.
 * Heatbro &mdash; A lava monster created by Grindolo and The Cleanser Geek to fight the BODH.
 * Master GD &mdash; 20X6 Coach Z, a shadowy figure working for Supreme Master Doloman.
 * Duplicato &mdash; A supervillain resembling Homeschool Winner, with the power to clone himself.
 * Aminal Mafia &mdash; A criminal group of cartoon characters who steal memories.
 * To be announced &mdash; A villain in The Broternal Order of Different Helmets Movie.

Variations

 * Olde-Fashioned Brethrenhood of Assorted Dissimilar Headgear-Wear &mdash; The Old-Timey BODH.
 * The Comradical Army of Distinct Takuhatsugasa &mdash; The 20X6 BODH.
 * Honstlar Babies &mdash; The baby BODH.
 * Sir Honald Waddler &mdash; The knight that sealed Grindolo in a cave 500 years ago.
 * Supreme Master Doloman &mdash; 20X6 Grindolo.
 * Sir Grinsly &mdash; Old-Timey Grindolo.
 * Dangeresque Characters &mdash; Characters introduced in Dangeresque 4 and 5.

Other

 * Main Characters &mdash; The main guys of homestarrunner.com.
 * Homeschool Winner &mdash; Honstlar's enemy.
 * Boobtube &mdash; Honstlar's goldfish.
 * Handy &mdash; Honstlar's little brother.
 * Olmec &mdash; The giant magic rock creature that guards the Golden Fedora.
 * Jonny Fark &mdash; Host of the Conspirys talk show.
 * Jorn Garndle &mdash; The actor of Caleb Rentpayer.
 * Jamtowne Greggerly &mdash; The actor of Tucksworth on Caleb Rentpayer.
 * Millionaire Record Man &mdash; The owner of an expensive record label.
 * Tim Tallatoo &mdash; Tim Tallatoo, owner of the Treasure Island Casino.
 * Richard C. Kashmaster III &mdash; The CEO of Faceless Megacorp.
 * Videlectrix Olaf &mdash; The real Videlectrix Three.
 * Tappy &mdash; Former Tappatok, reprogrammed by Honstlar.
 * Crow T. Robot &mdash; A MST3K character who's in this for some reason.
 * The Robber &mdash; A robber whose name is really The Robber.
 * The Director Geek &mdash; EDITED Video Greg's friend, killed by The Cleanser Geek before either of them were introduced.
 * Employees &mdash; A group of store employees that all look identical.
 * Smoothie Company &mdash; The workers that decide odd flavors for smoothies at the food court.