Honstlar

Honstlar Waddler is the Supreme Overlord of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

Appearance
He has a similar appearance to Homsar's, but with large black eyes with white pupils, and orange soles on his feet. He wears a purple shirt with "honstlar" written on it. He also wears a bowler hat similar to Homsar's.

Personality
Honstlar can be described as semi-random, weird, agile, and spontaneous. He leads the Broternal Order of Different Helmets by example, taking initiative and attempting courageous feats. He is good friends with all of his fellow members, and he always stays loyal and looks out for them. He enjoys wild goose chases, cardboard boxes, and obsolete tech. He also likes marshmallows and eating at Blubb-O's, and dislikes pea soup. He also doesn't like cringe compilations, Strong Sad's paunch smell (Then again, who doesn't), that weaselly Homeschool Winner, lawyers, and not pigeons.

History
Honstlar Waddler was born 26 years ago, at the age of none. He wore a light blue shirt with a white flower on it until he was ten, when he found a purple "honstlar" shirt in a cardboard box on top of a building. In 2008, at the age of 12, he became an internet reviewer. The first game he reviewed was a Game Boy Color game called Lunatic Adventures. Honstlar found that the game was too complicated and the bosses made no sense. In response, the game was later expunged from reality and the developers were blacklisted from the industry. Honstlar later felt guilty and vowed to never review anything ever again. 5 days later, he released a review of Metroid 64. He even found a glitch where the player could use the D-pad to change the screen resolution. In response to this, Metroid 64 was also expunged from reality, along with everyone who made it, the country of Tibecuador and a pheasant named Raddick.

Current life
He works as an internet ranter/reviewer, and reviews movies and shows every week. His channel is now very popular, with over 80,000 subscribers and millions of views. His review show used to be a hobby, but it became so popular that it became his full-time job, until he was fired by himself for public indecency, leading to him taking on various jobs to pay off his debts. He regrets that decision to this very day. He has worked as an actor as well, playing the No-Armed Bandit in Dangeresque 4 and being the voice of the Purple Giant in Cheat Commandos. His other jobs include nasal decongestant tester, potato farmer, and office worker.

In his spare time, he likes making videos, playing video games, surfing channels, watching Cheat Commandos, listening to music (mostly Limozeen, sloshy, and Taranchula), and wrestling (as his wrestling alter ego, Waddlem'n). He carries around a book he calls his "Friend List". He lives in a giant bagel down by the river.