BHTGK Logo Riffs

As EDITED Video Greg and Dean are logo enthusiasts, they have a lot to say about the logos they run into on what they riff. This page is to keep on the backburner all the logos riffed in what comes up so we can paste them in the episodes.

Mama Luigi
(The DiC 1991 Kid in Bed plays, shortly followed by the NCircle and Cookie Jar logos. Yes. Let us just assume the episode rip has better preservation)

(DiC)

HONSTLAR: Ah cool, anyone notice the kid had what appears to be a framed TARDIS image?

GFD: and something resembling an action figure taking a feces inside a truck.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: A dump truck if you will.

HONSTLAR: and what looks like a dinosaur with a Luigi ha- holy crap they knew about Odyssey.

(NCircle logo)

SMRX: So this company's identity is actively one part of the logo attempting to avoid the other? I bet they don't have good corporate syngery there.

(Cookie Jar logo)

DEAN: uggghh. Let us all take a moment of silence for how this company killed good saturday morning cartoons.

HONSTLAR: Miraclous Ladybug aside.

(Arsene pops in)

ARSENE: The rules of what is and isn't dead don't apply to France. Why do you think my American self dresses like this?

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
(Avco Embassy)

DEAN: What day did the lord create Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?

This Island Earth
(Universal International)

DEAN: Ah, the time Universal thought it wanted to sound more like a bank than a film studio.

Spider-Man 3
(Columbia logo)

DEAN: Ahhh, 2007. Butch Hartman was a good man, trailer makers hadn't yet gotten the idea that "What a Wonderful World" can be slowed down over mass destruction to create a masterpiece for the ages, and most importantly, this logo was changed and we wanted it to be 2002 again.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Tad extreme...but yeah its badly designed. Steps look like chocolate bars

GFD: You mean they're different? I eat them both regularly.

(Marvel logo)

COACH E: ...are we in Mr. Krabs theater?

GFD: Clearly, the director decided to spare us the actual movie and show us a flipbook.

RABITE: Given how much "it makes sense if you read the comics" bullhonkey is in these movies, does it make a difference?

Toxic Crusaders: The Animated Series
(Murakami-Wolf-Swenson and Sachs Entertainment play with no commentary, Troma logo)

DEAN: MAN how hilariously that theme contrasts the other two.

EVG: I know, it's like intentional sabotage on Troma's part outraged they had to work on a kids show. Like they're going "Hey, everybody, this logo doesn't belong here".

Vacation 2015
This would have been the riffs for an ultimately cancelled episode.

(the film begins with the 2011 Warner Bros/New Line Cinema dual variant with the opening theme of "Holiday Road" from Vacation 1983)

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Ugggghhhhhhhhh.....what a bad logo.

DEAN: ...(weird look) scusi?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Jokes aside, I gotta get this off my chest. Great, but I can't leave the theater. Errrrmmmm....what to do....Stom?

(he comes over)

STOM: ...(visiably exasperated) You want waffles during movies now? I'd better be getting overtime for this...

HONSTLAR: Why you so mad?

STOM: Nothing, just that I get no lines and I'm treated like a slave.

COACH E: Woah, buddy.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Nevermind...I was gonna hope a snack would make this theater seem like a home and thus my ranting to not be out of scenario, but anyway:

Why is the Warner Bros logo here? It just looks so haphazardly slapped on to the beginning of the logo. The way it just starts out as the completed still logo, only to transition into New Line before you can even process it, makes it look so thrown together, as if to say New Line is no longer a real studio and cannot survive without its parent company. Plus the golden New Line Cinema logo is ugly. Why not just keep the full Warner Bros animation and the New Line fanfare?

Dean: Cause then we couldn't have Holiday Road playing to remind you, yes, Chevy Chase is in this movie.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Fairs.

(RatPac logo)

SMRX: My God...it's full of stars.

(suddenly cuts to a technical diffuculties screen while the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song plays)

(we cut back)

HONSTLAR: Greg...I know you hate this movie but please refrain from below the belt jabs at Brett Rainer.

Wired
(Tauros logo) Honstlar: It's the 1980s...boycott New Coke and design a logo in spaaace.

(as bull runs)

GFD: aww crap it's RIGHT FOR US!

(Stom GFD and E all start semi seriously semi not panicking)

GFD: AHHHH! MY REEENACTING THE FIRST MOVIE EVER AND BEING TERRIFIED OF THE TRAIN!

(opening credits)

DEAN: You know we're in for a good time when the opening credits don't even mention the actual studio.