Portal:Objects

• Golden Fedora — A magic hat that grants the wearers' wishes. Destroyed for being too convenient of a plot device.
• Platinum Porkpie — Another magic hat. It only creates pork pies, until its powers are unlocked by chanting in Latin.
• Gwamamola Box — A cardboard box that saved the BODH's lives many times. Or just once.
• QblePon Stone — Won in a QblePon match between Hector and a deck of cards. Can summon any QblePon character.
• Superium Orb — A combustible orb that blows up the Pillquarters Metallix and gives the BODH superpowers.
• Kirby Orb — An orb Gfd can eat to turn into Garby, a Gfd version of Kirby.
• Game Boy in a Blender — An alternate universe portal.
• Thyme Machine — A clock taped to a cardboard box, coded by SRMX12, and used as a functional time machine.
• Videlectrix Swap — The newest Videlectrix console.
• Pill Sleigh — The BODH's sleigh, styled after the Pillquarters Metallix.
• Sauce — The King of Town's obsession.
• Anti-Sauce Joke Patch — A patch that prevents The King of Town from talking about sauce.
• Anti-Smarty Juice — A juice that reverses the effects of Smarty Juice.
• Klopman Diamond — A valuable treasure.
• Friend List — Honstlar's book of friends; also known as, the book of every person who has ever existed.
• Shoutbox — A box for to shout of things.
• Yelnat Wax — A wax Honstlar has invented somehow.
• Fruit Squish'ems — Awash with (fruit) flavor!
• The Holeh Bumble — The holy text that the Broternal Order was founded on.